Have you ever just wondered what your pets are thinking about? Like have you given them the best life? is the only thing they get huffy about is when the next treat is showing up for playing they humans stupid little games?!?!?
If so, congrats you have a one up on those asshole human parents. and if that's not enough I'm running for president in 2028 because by the old Gods and the New I can't be worse than our current options!
So as my one of my fave TikTokers LilchOmp says "Labia's and genitals, Strap in and Strap on"