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If I were Sonny from "iRobot", this whole description would already be done, and it would be a masterpiece. Alan Tudyk is the fucking man. Steve the Pirate could definitely solo a T-Rex, bet money bitch! I do wish I had grown up to become a mad scientist. I could absolutely make a big enough E.M.P. to shut all this shit down then. Instead of reading this, you'd be purifying water, picking vegetables, and curing meats. Doesn't that sound fun? We could all learn to speak Elvish like the Amish, too. Everybody wearing wool clothing, and talking all sexy like Legolas. I bet Katy Perry can't put it down in bed, at all. Just wasting that Elf hangdown. I have so much Chinese food in me right now, I can barely concentrate. Pray for my soul, and my hole. G-unit, out.
