We're talking about whores, people! They're everywhere, and they should also be LEGAL. Stop the shootings, damn the man, save the empire! Renee Zellweger could have been a hoe for Rex Manning in that movie, but she gave it up for free. That's slut shit, and that's bad business! Come work at our brothel (to be named after legalization). Slaps on the ass, health care, dental, and Christmas parties at Pappasito's bitch! All you can eat dick and balls, leads to all you can eat fajitas. You better get that meat in yo mouth! Merry Christmas, wear those condoms, and say hi to your Mother for me.
