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Do you know your wishes three? We sure as fuck know ours. I was going to make a joke about Ryan Gosling being a genie, doing the "What do you want!?" scene from The Notebook. Something like,"I want to not be standing in a lake during this conversation right now.". Then, I couldn't remember if they were standing in a lake, or if they were standing in the rain. I went to look up the scene, and it was a beautiful sunny day, no water in sight. That's some mandela effect shit right there! I could swear that Gosling was wet during that scene somehow, and I have a pretty decent memory. That furthers my suspicion that Rachel McAdams could be in the closet. Any other woman on Earth would have turned that dirt around their feet into a little puddle of mud. I promise I'm straight. I would love to find a magic lamp. I rub them every chance I get, but they usually just end up being coffee creamer at fancy restaurants. Those rich old fucks look at me with such disdain, and it pleases me.
