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You've got two last names? Are you trying to be a reverse Ricky Bobby up in this bitch? You'll never shake and bake, because that requires teamwork. There is no "I" in team, but there is one in "selfish twat". Angelina Jolie was even worse, because she didn't even offer the hyphen. If the hyphen discussion comes up, that's a hell no. If they don't want to change their last name whatsoever, that's a hell FUCKING NO! Brad Pitt can go be free now, and frolic amongst hot twenty-somethings. Angelina can continue her transformation into Skeletor, and raise her 15 non-biological children to believe in astrology, lip filler, and botox. Anyway, you need to watch "Fury". that movie is dark, serious, and moving as fuck. Yet, Michael Pena still manages to make you laugh at least once. That's talent right there! I wish he would have survived at the end of the movie, and given one of his MCU style rundowns of how he was on a tank crew, and killed a shitload of Nazis. Then, give Hitler a one-hitter-quitter right to his bitch-stache suckhole.
