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So, we've established that I'll fight, and most likely meet a violent demise, in most combative scenarios. At least I'll have Valhalla to look forward to. I'll be fighting side-by-side with Hawkeye, after my co-star fucks him to death. Do you know what Jon Hamm would do in all of these scenarios? He'd wait for the lead actor to say their lines first. I wonder if he got to see Christina Hendricks' titties unfettered? I've got to get those warlocks out eventually! What would you do to get you hands on those meat melons? Would you give up your dogs to play with the puppies? This is real shit, people! I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse. I know one thing for sure. Willem Dafoe is going to be on our team, we're winning that whole bitch, and he's probably going to be the only member of our party to win an Oscar for it. Go watch Boondock Saints. FUCK, ASS!!!!
