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I cross my heart, and promise you, that George laid pipe in the girl from "The Chair" that very night. He didn't even have to be that smooth to do it either. He could have walked over there and said, "Hey there, Darlin'. How are you?", and he's still getting a snail trail on his Captain Marvelous that night. Tell me I'm lying! On the flip side, us normal mortal men could recite the lyrics from that song word-for-word, and get absolutely nowhere. Wherein the basis for my theory lies. If you don't have "it", then you're not getting tits, or ass, or that sweet stinky snot pocket. "OH MY GOD, I can't believe you called our beautiful, life giving vaginas, SNOT POCKETS!!!". Well, that's what they are. All you ladies have one, and it don't make ya special. Now, take a seat on that hairy slice of salmon, and let's see what you think of my ridiculous bullshit this week.
