Adam West could have definitely murdered more people than Dhamer, and Ted Bundy combined. He had the charisma, the car, and the Batusi. Plus, if he ever did get caught, he would have a great chance to get the insanity plea. Henry Cavill murders pussy with his accent alone. Leo DiCaprio murders the souls of old ladies {over 25 according to his standards}, because they know they'll never get on his yacht. What's my point? We all know murderers. Could it be the guy that pumps your gas? I hope not, because you should pump your own gas. Don't be a fucking lazy ass! I feel like I could have been the all-time greatest. If I had gone that route, people would say that Michael Jordan was the "Jay" of basketball. Yeah, THAT good. I would have made decorative bowls out of patellas, and sold them on Etsy. Just jokes, people. Relax your uvulas. Because the 47th episode of any podcast is such a special one, we'd like to extend our gratitude to our number one fan and supporter, Ben Affleck. I don't know what we're supposed to do with all of these hockey sticks that you sent, but thanks bro. Tell Jeremy Renner we said, "Get well soon. XOXO.".
