I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me. Straight floatin' on a boat, on the deep blue sea. Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat. You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat. Do you remember that song? Are you old like me? Autotune hit the mainstream, and blew eveybody's fucking minds. Talent was no longer a prerequisite for singing. Looking at you, every semi-cute girl butchering songs in your bedroom. You had better put that hairbrush down, and go get a goddamn job! Anyway, I can't wait to charter one of these yachts. If only for the opportunity to run into an uppity stewardess, and toss her ass over the side. It'll be the first time "hoe overboard" gets sent out over the radio, and I'll take great pride in that.
