We all tease, with our wicked ways. Women tease in a much more brutal fashion. Sometimes knowingly, and sometimes they're oblivious to their tempting ways. Whatever the case may be, don't feel too bad about it. Just remember this shit ladies! Every man will chase that cookie. The only men that really deserve it are the ones that continue to put in the work, even after it's clear they won't be reaching it for a very, VERY long time. You find that motherfucker, and I guarantee that when he finally gets to that cookie, he'll put Cookie Monster to shame. Seriously, if he doesn't have to blow his nose afterwards, he IS NOT trying hard enough. Fellas, don't be so frivolous with the pussy chasing! No man on earth will listen to this advice, of course. Even I wouldn't have, in my younger years. But, I had to try! Also, fuck bitches, get money!! That goes for everybody. Go out and do some sexy shit for Jesus, and that chocolate bunny this Sunday. He died for your sins, so make sure he didn't die for nothing. Get your share of sinning in this season. You dirty fucker! hehe
