There are some sick bastards in this world. We know, because we've seen the tape! You may think we're messed up because of the things we talk about, bless your heart. Trust me, if you've never seen cartel videos, on the job accident videos, or crazy random ass murder videos, go ahead and skip it. You don't want that on your hard drive, because government watchlists and whatnot. You also don't want that on your pristine little mental hard drive, because that shit sticks in your psyche like good mac and cheese sticks straight to your ribs and thighs. You think you'll be able to find much humor in a cute little rom-com or Disney movie after that shit? Good fucking luck!! But, if you're already on team gore, congrats on becoming nearly unshakeable. We'll meet up at the release of the next Saw movie. The maniacal laughter will help us find one another.
