Speed comedy challenge: Write a funny description before you start turtling, because you've had to go to the bathroom for 30 minutes, but you couldn't stop watching "Maid" on Netflix to see just how creatively they would be able to absolve a single mom from all of her bad life decisions. And, GO! So, this week we discuss bullying. Fat bitches that work in the front offices of schools, kids that corner smaller kids in bathrooms, and I'm sure one or two other things that snuck in there. Either way, don't be a bully douchebag! You will eventually get your comeuppance. Hell, I might even astrally project myself to stop your ass myself, and not remember any of it. I still can't believe that crazy ass story, and you'll find out what I'm talking about if you listen to this whole episode. Anyway, the time is almost out of my hourglass, but it's not sand that's going to be dropping out of that bitch. Thank God I didn't eat anything too spicy today. St. Pepto Bismol, pray for us!
