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That's right! It's not just creepy loser dudes that jump on a plane to go pay for some strange. Old ladies have been in on that game for DECADES. "But, I've never heard of that happening?" Well, you fucking have now. If you doubt any of this shit, just go and Google "Gambia sex tourism" real quick. Yeah, did you see that!? But, the media only really reports on guys doing it. Plus, they're always painted with the shittiest creep/pervert brush possible. In the articles about Gambia, these old ladies are "fun loving", "finding themselves", or "being taken advantage of". Get the fuck outta here with all that bullshit! Report it even stevens, or don't report any of it. It's all good though. We all pay for it, one way or another. Guys pay a lot earlier in life, but you poor ladies really catch the full weight of that bill later in life. I mean, if a guy hits a $100 million lottery at 80 years old, he can have a harem of girls that look like Playboy playmates all over his old wrinkly balls until he kicks the bucket. If an 80 year old woman hits that same lottery, she might get one or two alright looking guys that are one missed paycheck away from being homeless, but that's about it. They won't give a single shit about her either. "Oh yeah, well those hot girls won't care about that 80 year old man either!!!" Trust me, he knows. He's also lived long enough to figure out that none of the other women he dated in his lifetime really gave a fuck about him either, but at least he's getting that action now. In the immortal words of Jerry Maguire,"SHOW ME THE PUSSY!!!!!". I think that's how it went, I haven't seen that movie since the 90's.