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Quite the ride this week. Thrills, chills, meds, man pussies, lady dicks, and so much more! So many questions, and I don't really want the answers. Everybody out there can do whatever they want with their bodies. You had just better let me do what the fuck I want to do with mine! If I want to put on an Optimus Prime costume, walk into a Tesla dealership, and let it be known that I'm there to fuck one of those electric bitches, RESPECT IT. My pronouns are 18/Wheeler. I may roll out, but I sure as hell won't pull out. People of Earth, if you are with me, then I only have one thing to say. *FLRM FLRM FLRM* {auto dick unfurls} SUCK IT! This is Optimus Prime, signing out.