You know what, go out there and date WHOEVER you want! Whoever your heart desires. Of course, I'm speaking to Leonardo DiCaprio when I say that. The rest of you can really only date who you CAN. Which means there are a shitload of single dudes out there. There's also an equal amount of angry, unsatisfied women that are holding out for rich, handsome, charismatic, celebrity level dick. Don't worry, the older you get, the better your chances are of finding the perfect man. His name is Jesus, and he'll be there when you die. You might just look right through him the first time you see him, because you probably wouldn't want to date his ass either. It's all good, he'll forgive you. It's kind of his WHOLE thing. The Earthbound gentlemen however, not quite as forgiving, or forgetful. Invest in cat food, and boxed wine people!
