Do you remember the days when you could go on Craigslist, and see just how weird humanity can be? Pepperidge Farm remembers. The good old days! Missed connections, m4w, w4m, w4w, m4m, ww4m, mm4w, ww2powmiaopp. Yeah, you know me. The world would be a better place if we brought it all back. Well, not really, but maybe it wouldn't be quite so bitch-made. Missed connections, what a concept! Posting vague information on a random section of a shady website, just so you can have the slimmest of chances to tongue punch a stranger's fart box. I miss what we were. I miss US!
