Anybody who's ever used a dating app, will eventually question why God has such a twisted sense of humor. It's a little different for men and women. For women, they're either looking to hook up with a hot, popular, successful guy, or they're trying to get into a relationship with a hot, popular, successful guy. For men, they're usually just trying to get ANY WOMAN to respond to them. The funny part is, the guys that all the girls want, don't need to use dating apps. While the girls that guys want, only want the guys that aren't them. Ain't that a bitch!? So, the "beautiful ones"(both men and women) have their pick in both the real, AND virtual worlds. Plus, most of them will still end up alone, because they're so inundated with choices that they think they're worthy of actual perfection. But, nobody is perfect, thus we're all pretty much screwed. You're a funny fucker, God! I do respect the punchline though. Also, please send a lightning bolt big enough to eradicate all electricity on Earth. Some big titty bitches would also be appreciated, but lightning bolt first! Priorities, and whatnot. In Jesus Christ of Ladder Day Saints name, Amen. P.S.- We all know that Mary Magdalene touched it. Sinner.
