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Have you ever wiped a little too hard or taken an extra swipe with the same piece of paper thinking that it would hold up, but then one of your digits pushes through and dredges mud valley? That's what the current dating landscape is like. It stinks, and it gets way under your fingernail. The 30+ y/o crowd of women are having the hardest time adjusting. They definitely don't have the hardest time getting a date, but the loss of attention from the men that they actually want is devastating to them. I would feel bad for them, if they hadn't had literally THOUSANDS of options to choose from, that were actively trying to get with them. There are a ton of good guys that are going to end up living and dying alone. But, at least those men can look in the mirror later in life and take some comfort in the fact that they tried to live well, and the fact that no women chose them wasn't their fault. Older ladies on the other hand, I don't even know how they'll be able to look in the mirror at all. They'll be looking at the only person responsible for their loneliness, thinking back on countless decent guys that they passed over so they could hook up with dudes who obviously had no intention of sticking around. Welcome to the gym of loneliness, Ladies! Wipe the machines off after use. We hate sitting down for our set, and having tears soak into the ass of our pants. Push it!!