In this episode, you get to learn about our past hooliganism, and tomfoolery. Sure, I may not have been the biggest rebel on the planet, but I did at least get some funny stories along the way. Perhaps, I should have raised a little more hell, participated in more criminal activity. I could have been a world-famous outlaw, living the good life off of other people's money, and bedding all of their hot girlfriends and wives. Would it have really been worth it, though? I mean, would I still have been mildly amusing, less than three steps from living like a total hermit, and really only visible to people that want heavy objects moved or pain-in-the-ass jobs done for them? Who would want to give all of that up, just to have unlimited fun and all of the big tittied threesomes that one person could handle? Plus, the lifespan of a hardcore criminal is so much shorter on average! I probably would have gone out relatively young, to a hail of gunfire by several S.W.A.T teams, in an event that would be the page one headline for every news source in the world, and studied by people for centuries to come. Nobody wants that! Now, I get to live just like everybody else, and continue being a wage slave for another 5 decades, completely destroying my body in the process, while making just enough money to keep from starving thanks to never ending inflation, and probably still end up homeless in my golden years because social security will be completely dried up by then. Criminals just be throwing their lives away!!
