"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin
You're dying right now. You have less life left from the time you started reading this, to when you reach the end of this sentence. Most people don't really think about it, and when they do that's when fear or anxiety start to creep in. I'm exactly the opposite. I think about it every day, and actually wonder when the time finally comes for him to collect, will death be scared to face me? I might just be next in line for his job, after all. Why let me have fun, and free reign of all space and time for eternity, when God can just turn me into THE busiest delivery man in the universe for a few millennia? My work experience might really fuck me over on this one! I'm going to rock the Death job exactly like Norm Macdonald did on Family Guy. I also like to sleep in, so if people start living to be over 200 years old after I go, then you know I absolutely got that job! Eat your vegetables, eat your lean meats, and get your exercise, or else I'm going to come over there and talk to ya. Big D, out!
