People's diets are fucked up! The hot guys, the bad boys, the fuck boys, and the rich guys will all give you those butterflies in your tummy and put a tingle in your panties. But, that's not food that will sustain you over time. ACTUAL good guys are like your lean protein, fresh fruits, and vegetables. Are they as exciting to consume as a big, sweet birthday cake? Not really, but if you want long term health and happiness then you had better plan accordingly. I know, I can hear you already. "Marie Antoinette said we should all eat cake!!!" Hey, if you want to take advice from a goofy hoe that got her head chopped off, that's your prerogative. Just don't say that nobody ever tried to warn you. Now, I'm probably going to go eat a piece of real cake. Yes, feel free to judge me!
