The Marvel Cinematic Universe is in distress! The worst part about it is, this was all completely avoidable. These motherfuckers were cranking out billion-dollar movies, and then just decided to poison the well. They already had the WHOLE audience, and their greed led them to try and go after that select few that were left. You know the ones. All those people that will never be happy, with anything, ever. Great idea!! Now, they can't even pull in $50 million at the box office for a full opening weekend. Starting with the first Avengers, they used to pull at least $50 million on that first Friday night. It's a bittersweet moment. On the plus side, they're finally getting what they deserve for nosediving the whole thing into the ground. On the negative, it has nosedived into the ground. But, if you fuck around, you find out! No exceptions. We'll always be Groot, though!!
