I don't know why old people can't just be old? You're fucking old. BE OLD! I'm well on my way, and I know there's no going back. These old heifers seem to have lost their minds though. Once you hit those fifties, it's time to hang up the high heels and night club dresses, put on a frilly apron, and go bake some goddamn cookies. Don't be out there with a frozen botox face looking constantly surprised, searching for young dick with an "old soul", hoping to get married for the third or fourth time. If Milf Manor doesn't snap you out of it, Darcey & Stacey sure as fuck will. Those harpies could have been married for 10 years already, if they had just dated in their age range instead of being obsessed with getting guys younger and hotter than themselves. Oh, and what a huge surprise, the younger hotter guys didn't have a ton of money. So, instead of feeling like some older guys trophy wife, and being lavished in luxury, the tables have turned. Now, they have to be sugar mommas, which they absolutely hate. Because even if a woman is a "boss babe", she still wants to be with a bigger boss than herself. Welcome to only being desirable if you have resources, you fucking relics. Enjoy working yourselves into early graves so you can be desired by the opposite sex. Yay equality, down with the patriarchy!
