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So I made a new theme song for The Mr Bill Podcast episode 100... I wonder why he hasn't switched?

LAME!

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Listen to my episode here: https://soundcloud.com/mrbillstunes/mbp-100-ill-gates

Listen to the rest here: https://mrbillstunes.libsyn.com

I figured that since podcasts are all about making wild, outlandish and unsubstantiated claims I should include as many as possible in the song. Here are the lyrics:

LYRICS

The Mr Bill Podcast
will melt your face
cuz The Mr Bill Podcast
is the cure for AIDS.

You want a big dick?
...Mr Bill Podcast!
You wanna get rich?
...Mr Bill Podcast!
You wanna lose weight?
...Mr Bill Podcast!
Well you're in the right place!
...it's the Mr Bill Podcast!!!