This week, Mickey describes the joy of bringing her new puppy home, Jim details the risks of relying on Amtrak; we note the sale of the Playboy mansion and Hugh Hefner’s quixotic lifelong effort to convince everyone he’s more than just a smut-peddler; investigate Mickey’s new favorite true-crime show The Vanishing Women; shudder at the increasingly unnerving tone to the preparation for the Rio Olympics and ask whether you want to see your favorite athletes risk exposure to Zika. Then are you ready to "Hack My Life"?