Greetings folks, eligible and straights alike. COVID and Chemo have made a few alarming discoveries concerning not-all-aliens and the arrival of a seventh horseman of the dating apocalypse. Takeaways include the following: 1) do not use the honorific “Master” to describe yourself if you are a yt man; 2) some folks say they are “bicurious” but ain’t nothing will satisfy they curiosity cause they straight; 3) don’t be too turnt about a n*gga with a ray gun—he may be in the sunken place. Also, it has now been confirmed that understudy Megan Good will be playing the role of Coretta for the rest of the season. #staywoke ⏰ ⏰
