Somewhere else
That's where I'd rather be tonight
Counting those beans wasnt quite up my street
Been round the block all those times you see
Look at me now
Back of a pantomime cow
Hidden away with my head in the past
kidding myself that Im not going to miss her at all
Where's that giant
He's behind you
Slay that giant
He's behind you
Oh no he isn't
He's behind you
Hard to walk
Behind another mans stride so broad
Just as I left she asked him to stay
Dastardly prince took my beauty away
Back in the wings
Peek through the curtains what do I see
My beautiful girl is led to her seat
By the bull of a man wholl laugh at my comedy teats
As she turns with the ice cream on her lips
She is laughing as they lead her to the door
Some day I'll have a different part to play
Cos I miss her and I need her here tonight
