lyrics:
a wooden dress
last night, i carved you a wooden dress
to protect you
from the world's unsavory caress
from the world's unrelenting molest
for no man I know can molest
through a wooden dress.
sculpted and flowing
with wood grain a glowing
a little leg showing
this dress makes the rest look like crap!
and it lasts!
if you love it, it loves you right back!
that's some magic
it's wooden, not fabric!
timeless, forever
and built for all weather
this dress is a treasure
this dress buries treasures in it
I wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden that
you could be married in it
I wanna make a dress that's so good and so wooden that
you could be buried in it
not that you're dead or necessarily even dying
but it could happen, hey it could happen
and when you least expect it
in that case, the best case is if
you were encased in that dress
I'd dig a little grave and well, you know the rest
