This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022.
Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to theminutehour@gmail.com with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth.
-- NEW COMMISSION RATES --
If you want me to read a script -
$40 for 1 minute of recorded lines
+$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max)
If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea -
$50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects
+$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max)
CREDITS
0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer
Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration)
1:18 2. Tools
Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer)
2:22 3. Dirty Bird
Big Raim (inspiration)
3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter
BubbaJonezz (premise)
Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young)
6:06 5. Class Participation
Daniel Gross (premise)
8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency
Big Raim (premise)
Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod)
9:56 7. Crystal Healer
Nequies (premise)
10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough
Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)
Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)
12:20 9. Make It Backwards
A.A. (inspiration)
Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons)
14:12 10. Country Song
Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer)
16:15 11. Mealz
Myron (premise/co-writer)
Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM
18:34 12. Bear With Me
SBS (premise)
19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are
Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of)
20:55 14. DIGMEOUT
Chris B (premise)
21:52 15. Soap Chicken
tehtyde (premise)
23:44 16. The Birthday Song
K.R. (inspiration)
24:53 17. Nice Tux
Anonymous (writer)
Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy)
26:03 18. Rami's Mind
Qanye (premise)
27:28 19. Tenet
N.V. (premise)
28:49 20. Pantless Man
Anonymous (premise/co-writer)
Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie)
30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game
Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer)
Music - "untitled192" (tmh)
32:55 22. Goblin in Space
Gepherey (premise)
33:29 23. Totino Knows
Anonymous (premise/co-writer)
34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2
Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)
Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)
36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy
John V. (premise)
38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's
The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer)
39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer
Jerry Harkins (premise)
Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens)
41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude
DOODmarine (writer)
41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog
Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)
