A Date To Remember!!!!
She wanted me
to come at nine
So gratefully I did,
Then she invited me
to come at ten,
and I almost
flipped my lid,
and when she said
Come at eleven,”
I swore I’d died and
gone to heaven,
but when she begged
me come at 12,
I wound up
denying myself,
All my spunk
had hit the skids~~~~~~~~~~~.
Chorus-
She was the
hottest, damn woman
That I’d ever known,.
she couldn’t get enough
Of milking me to the bone
but when I’d heard
about her motives
from an old friend
on the phone,
he said that
“I’d been number one
of 27 guys she’d known,
just one part
of her male modge pit
that she’d held at her home
He told me that
she was in
a very fertile state,
So she was going all out
to find a perfect mate,
To guarantee her
monthlies would
Most certainly be late…
She’d told all her friends
how much she longed
to have a little baby,.
And she wasn’t
taking any No’s or
guys telling her maybe.
Like a human bank
Sharing interest
with each fella
Welcoming all
their deposits
She was a very
friendly teller….
Chorus-
She was the
hottest, damn woman
That I’d ever known,.
Seemed she
couldn’t get enough
Of milking me
to the bone
but when I heard
about her motives
from a old friend
on the phone,
he said that
I’d been number one
of 27 guys she’d known,
just one part of
her male modge pit
that she’d held at her home!
For a while I
was quite worried
‘bout that night
and what we did
but she didn’t
want a Daddy
helping her to
raise her kid,
So when she called me
just the other night
And begged me
come at nine,
I arrived at eight
for our next date
and had a blissful time….
Yeah I came at eight
On our next date
we had such a blissful time……
And if your interested
her number is…….
Art~Whimsically Yours Studio
Matthew F. Blowers III- ©-2020
Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay
