A fun-loving and humorous toe tickling- toe jamming song
“FOT.”-(my Norwegian for Foot song)
My foot's a size 12
it has a mind of its own
buried somewhere deep
inside my heel bone
and its toes are what happens
when it disagrees with itself
they all go their separate ways
and it’s always the right one
the other ones left
just a bit less intelligent
My foot has been known
to be quite intrusive
like Rock and Roll
it kicks some ass
and takes no names
and if your ass got kicked
you know that you are to blame.
you’d better lay down and take it
take it, take it, take it....
My foots taken down doors
that were locked to me
it starts as an impulse
in my hip and my knee
when I’ve been shut out
of what I truly need
I knock with my foot
and doors fall like a tree
yeah, they fall like a tree,
it has no love for shoes
It prefers to be naked
being wrapped in the
skins of dead cows
it can’t take it
and there are too many times
I turn round and I find
I put my foot in mouth
which to my nose is unkind
By saying something stupid
when I was trying to be cupid
Or when I’m writing some lyrics
to a song that’s called foot
knowing any chance it has
to be a hit is caput
but I’m still one step ahead
of all those songs about bootie
cause they are sexist as hell
and they make women all moody
but all women enjoy
guys with a promising foot
they get tired of six inches
foot stories make a good hook
make a good hook...yeahhhh,
Guess I’ve got one leg to stand on
and so I’m taking a chance
with some toe-tapping music
let’s see how many feet dance.
and if you don’t like my foot song
It probably means that you're calloused
or you’re just not into toe jams
or that your tastes are unbalanced
But if you’re not into feet
then just get into the beat
download yourself a copy
bring me success from defeat
I
‘ve put my best foot forward
and you can help me advance
to some footlight and concerts
bring your feet and just dance.
bring your feet and just dance.
bring your feet and just dance.
Stellar Music created, played
and composed by-
Ingvar Tautra-©-2020
Lyrics, vocals & melody line by-
Matthew F. Blowers III--©-2020
