The instrumental version of this song can be
heard at: https://audiomack.com/mc-colonel-d
Ya all, Listen up now
cuz I’ve got a story to tell
about a chance encounter
that went so well
in a bus station,
believe or not
with a beautiful girl
who was so damned hot
she was hot man!
she showed me some loving
I’d never been taught
when it came to her skills
I really didn’t know squat
and when you hear my tale
you’ll all go, “ Say Whaaasaaaat!"
yeah, you’ll all go, “ Say Whaaasaaaat!"
I fell under her persuasion
she was God’s greatest creation
and In one short conversation
she whispered her bold invitation
fulfilling all my expectations
after months of sheer frustration
spent in mental masturbation
love had cursed me with evasion
it was the sweetest exploitation
her hips moved in sweet gyrations
her lips promised compensation
her body born for stimulation
waiting for my occupation
and I felt sudden inflation
in my nether regions.... hasten
begging me for copulation.
ummm-hmmm
My heart stuck in fibrillation
as we left that drab bus station
knowing soon my isolation
would be immersed
in sweet sensations
swet sensations
Walking hand in hand
down the boulevard
pulling down on my shirt
to hide what had grown hard
while she was walking me pronto
to her comfortable condo
right next to Colonel D’s bar
he was a super star
he was a famous D.J.
and women flocked his way
just to hear him play
and plenty of them stayed
to spend the night with him
his bed…. a massive jungle gym
I always wanted to be
famous like Colonel D
but now I had me a prize
that would have
boggled his eyes
the most loveliest girl
that would have
rocked his world
oh, yeah
He was waxing his Porsche
in just a pair of shorts
he stopped to eyeball his loss
as we both cut across
his huge parking lot
and I heard him sigh
as he caught my eye
cause he knew that day
I was a luckier guy
and when she got undressed
I knew that I was blessed
she was a work of art
I could not wait to start
to share her heated kiss
and finger painted sweet bliss
all over her soft curves
that offered more than I deserved
and as she whispered some words
on all that she prefers
a list that blew mind
she was a kinky kind
of girl who took her time
and I was so damned glad
that she was mine.
The night slowed to a crawl
and man I had a ball
Oh, yeah I had it all
she had me climbing the walls
we lay there sprawled
both of us sated and then
after an hour had passed
sharing joints and wine
we began again
making our flesh bend
like a flower and a stem
she knew all of the ways
to help extend
exquisite pleasures
that she’d gently lend
in ways I could
not comprehend
and when daylight
slipped between the slats
of her hot, pink blinds
I was a satisfied cat
and when I rose up
from her bed so cushy
I could see that she
was a satisfied pussy
Then she slipped me
her number on a
matchbook cover
right out of Colonel D’s big bar
as I later discovered
but I wasn’t too worried
as I gently touched her
and she told that I was
her greatest lover
we both made plans
to have some supper
at Colonel D’s bar
which was right next door
and then we’d head on back
right here for more
of her sweetest love
gently applied
and when I hit that street
with a joyous stride
Colonel D came up
to me, no jive
and slapped me with
his best high five
and left me feeling so alive
knowing I’d see her
again that night
and I went back home
as the luckiest guy
in the whole damned world
cause I’d claimed the prize
of a brand new love
in a one night try.
I was feeling
so High-igh-igh- igh
cause this
beautiful girl
was mine
all the time
yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Fantastic beats composed &
played by- by Colonel D.- ©-2022
Vocals and Lyrics Sung & Written
by-Matthew F. Blowers III-©-2022-at
Art~Whimsically Yours Studio