I bought a brand new
car from Korea,
hyped by hamsters
and it's called a KIA,
I've got a German clock
with a cuckoo that talks,
and it sounds
like Jerry Garcia.
I own a Japanese Wok
that never hikes anywhere
but it simmers up
some fine cuisine,
and some Scottish bagpipes
for Amazing grace,
each and every time
we bury Marines.
I own a Swiss army knife,
with ninety blades tightly packed
but it weighs down my jeans
and I get plumbers crack,
I drink my share of French wine
that makes me go "Qui Qui,"
plus that pure Russian Vodka
knocks me right to my knees.
Chorus-
But I'm looking for
a Worldly woman,
who's as lovely as
the Taj Mahal,
more faithful than that geyser
found in Yellowstone Park,
always steaming
when I come to call,
More exotic than
those girls from Tahiti,
sweet as butter tarts
from England's shores,
Then I'll truly be an
international man,
If you're that kind of a woman
....then I'm yours.
I've tried American and Mexican,
Republican and Guam,
I've dabbled in some Chinese
and a gal from Vietnam,
But I'm looking for a combo,
some incorporated bliss,
to send me spinning
round the world,
every time we kiss.
Chorus-
Yeah, I'm needing me,
a worldly woman,
who's as lovely
as the Taj Mahal,
more faithful
then that geyser
found in Yellowstone Park,
always steaming
when I come to call,
More exotic than those
girls from Tahiti,
as sweet as butter tarts
from England's shores,
Then I'll truly be an
international man,
If you're that kind of a woman
....then I'm yours.
If you're that kind of a woman
then I'm yours.
I'll be an international man
and you'll be my international woman
and we'll share the world together
F O R E V E R ! !
Tremendous Music Composed and
Played by-Chris Bright--©-2023
Lyrics & Vocals Written & Sung by
Matthew F. Blowers III-©-2020 at:
ArtWhimsically Yours Studio
Photo courtesy of: unsplash.com
