I was headed down to Mexico
to no place in particular
I was running from a warrant
and the law can be a stickler
but they cannot pass the border
cause they’d have to get permission
to cross that line and fetch me
or write up an extradition
but catching me’s like fishing
heh, heh, heh ,heh, heh
I slipped by on a false I.D.
and a passport that was forged
but the guard was bored
and on the phone
with a girlfriend he adored
so my papers were ignored
as well as all the cash I’d stored
in my car door unexplored
I settled on Oaxaca (waa•haa•kuh)
where I quickly sold my car
cause I wasn’t going far….
to some farmer growing cannibis
so I bought some in a jar
each one was a big cigar
with it’s high way beyond par
so I smoked some
just to catch a buzz
and headed for a local bar.
I ordered doubles of tequila
and some chasers…ice cold beer
then I saw a Senorita
bringing food out from the rear.
she was hotter than tamales
filled with jalapeño peppers
her figure had some measures
that a guy like me could treasure
So I ordered up some dinner
looking for a way to win her
cause I swear I saw a glimmer
of desire in her eyes
And when she brought me out a plate
I told I had got in late
and I was looking for a place
where I could stay that was first rate
Then she smiled at me and said
the inn is booked, how ‘bout instead?
you can come and stay with me?
cause I’m feeling kinda lonely
Then she wiggled her sweet hips
and blew a hot kiss from her lips
she was the highlight of my trip
and so I left her a huge tip
when we got back to her Casa
which in Spanish means her house
she began to do the cha-cha
while unbuttoning her blouse
She was setting me on fire
then she tied me to the bed
as she sweet talked me till sugarplums
were dancing in my head.
Then I noticed two small wires
peeking out beneath her bra
black and red and I knew then
that I’d been busted by the law
The agents from the F.B.I.
came bursting through her door
she’d been working undercover
but not what I was hoping for
they tailed me all
the way from customs
and told her if you see him…. bust him
all the way south of the border
they brought an extradition order
So now I’m sitting back in jail
with no money… can’t make bail
but I bet she can hear me wail.....
all the way from San Anton
where I’ll be sleeping all alone
without my weed and strong tequilla
or that lovely Senorita
who said as I left….
“Nice to meet ya.”
my name is Margarita.”
then she yelled….
“I’d hate to be ya.”……..
Don’t come back down here
if they free ya.
Don’t you dare come
back down here
if they free ya…ahhh- ahhhh- ahhh!”
Impeccable Music Composed
& Played by-Magi©ian™ -©-2021
Lyrics & Vocals Written & sung by
Matthew F. Blowers III-©-2021
Art~Whimsically Yours Studio
Photo credit to unsplash.com
& Taken by-Humphrey Muleba
