I would love to find an MC to drop some verses on this. If you are the one, HMU! Robot Richard will you please stand up!
Lyrics in all their glory:
Weeble-wobble
As I tip the bottle
Like an avocado
Waddling down the street
Right-leaning limp
Swing my arm like a pimp
Built like the Goodyear blimp
Aint nobody fat like me