Rough mix of basic tracks, produced by David Gans and Jeremy Goody, engineered by Jeremy Goody at Megasonic Sound, David Gans on guitar, Robert Wade on bass, Javier Navarette on percussion, Christian Crumlish on electric ukulele and lead vocals.
All I Know
© 2021 At Swim-Two-Birds Music
If I were a magician
I’ll tell you what I’d do.
I’d conjure up your future
And show it all to you.
My magic’s all illusion:
Water bottle, plastic flower.
All the things that you will make
Will unfold in their own hour.
All I know is you should know
I’m out here looking out for you.
Everything you’ve ever wanted
Soon will come your way.
No one does it solo only.
Everyone gets sad and lonely.
Don’t forget that out here someone
Loves you every day.
If I were a time traveler
I know just when I’d go.
Back to the place I first met you.
I’d tell you all I know.
But when I built my time machine
It turned out to be fake
And left me with a craving
For your famous pirate cake.
If we could both be pirates
My eye patch would be cool
We’d go right through the book and break
Each and every rule
But I’m no jolly roger
Never sailed the seven seas
I never went to Narnia
Nor met the Pevensies
If I were a mixer,
You know that I would be
A stand-up mixer, fully charged
With electricity.
’Cause you deserve a mixer
That’s magical and fine,
Sent to you in a time machine
From 1959.
Words and music by Christian Crumlish
