Rough mix of basic tracks, produced by David Gans and engineered by Jeremy Goody at Megasonic Sound, David Gans on guitar, Robert Wade on bass, Christian Crumlish on lead vocals and ukuleles.
Sham Song (Chanson)
(c) 2020 At Swim-Two-Birds Music
verse 1
Well, I found a shamrock
But I was looking for a real rock
And I got shampoo
Because I couldn’t find real poo
chorus
So I wrote a sham song
Before I ever wrote a real song
And you can sing along
Because it doesn’t go real long
verse 2
Yes, I drink champagne
Because I never feel real pain
And I use a chamois
Because I couldn’t find the real me
chorus
verse 3
Now I need a shanty
’Cause I’ve run out of real tea
Won’t you sing one to me?
(And now I’m talking ’bout the real me)
chorusw
chorus repeats:
So I wrote a sham song
Before I ever wrote a real song
And you can *all* sing along
Because it doesn’t go real long
Words and music by Christian Crumlish
