I've been in a madhouse where I'm staying
The London Hilton's an old, old hotel
The barkeeper gave me twenty quid I asked for more
He said "Don't think you're going to be too bored
There's an underground passageway under the basement floor
But it's full of skeletons and rats and things
One day I'll take you down there and show you what I know
But for now, you've got to sit tight in your room, you know
Your room is under my room, you know, you know."
I've been to the madhouse when I lived in London town
I've been to the madhouse, I didn't want to know
I've been to the madhouse, but that was a long, long time ago
