So, they said, you see, this meow-ster,
Finest cat in Kyoto town.
"When it comes to sweetest kitties,
Bestest paws have ever grown.
All the girls say, "Kawaii ne!
Boys all wish they were with me.
When I choose the softest music,
Happy sighs fill every tree.
Though it sounds a bit too proudly,
Truth I speak, so listen close.
When it comes to playing marbles,
Bestest aim, my furry nose.
If you think you're good enough, now,
Step right up, and let us play."
If you win, then I will treat you,
Sweetest tea this very day.
But if lose, then you must show me,
Little dance, or sing a tune.
Or the thing you do the very bestest,
Hai, that's right, by moon or noon!
