Rob and Chris learn about the Civil War. The South sits back and plays defense while the the North tries their best to bring this family back together. Soldiers on both sides write home expressing their disappointment in how boring the war is. The 1st battle between two iron clad ships takes place and it was pretty sick. Edward Everett gives a boring 2 hour speech before being completely outdone by President Lincoln's now infamous Gettysburg Address. The Union declares total war on the Confederacy to wrap things up and ensure the South never forgets how much they suck.
TLDR: Civil War ain't no carnival ride.
