Rob and Chris learn about the Civil Rights Movement. White people drop off a bunch of soaking wet textbooks to the African American schools. Martin Luther King Jr. invents the car pool and African Americans unanimously decide he's pretty smart and should be their leader. MLK takes a page out of Gandhi's playbook and decides to kick white people's asses with peace. A young and handsome John F. Kennedy defeats an old and gross Richard Nixon in the 1960 Presidential election. Harvey Oswald just happens to be in the right place at the right time to assassinate JFK, ensuring any future presidents would never ride in a convertible again. African Americans stage sit ins and fight the temptations of the delicious aromas surrounding them. Women, Hispanics, Native Americans and the disabled all do some civil righting of their own.
TLDR: Come on and take a free ride.
