Rob and Chris learn about the first batman/wrestler president, George Washington, and the political parties that angered him so deeply. Washington has a dinner party with bff Ben Franklin and Alexander Hamilton. Native American Little Turtle, AKA Lil' Turts, shows up at the club and invites Washington to come get turnt. All this and more on another (somewhat) educational episode of the Dunce Caps.
TLDR: The first president wins our hearts.