This week the guys are back in China, even though those people probably didn't call it China. The guys figure out what their ancient Chinese names are. Turns out the first Sandals was in ancient China next to the "Yellow River mon!". There were also the Eight Sticks of doom, and the people who followed them. Shredder stops by to tell the guys about how he actually really loves pizza. Did you know in ancient China there were a lot of sad sons. Sad rich sons. But fuck em right?
TLDR: "Who wants bracelets!?"
