This week the guys are hanging with the Macedonians again. Except this time with Alexander the Great...who just wants to be popular, but no one cares. Athens bends over and hands Greece over to him. Then Alex destroys Persia after Darius deserts his family. While you'd think that be enough for Alex, its not, and so he makes his soldiers continue onward and upward, even though they all wanna go home.
TLDR: "War first.. then pussies and assholes."