Seems like Rob and Chris are stuck in Rome and Jerusalem, which is kind of apart of Rome... anyway. Vespasian is dead and his son Titus takes over Rome but gets hit with a volcano, city fire and epidemic killing thousands. Then he dies of the flu. Then the guys ask the age old question; Do you need to sleep with boys to become powerful? You know who doesn't care; Domitian, cause he follows the rules and buries virgins alive if they screw to early. But soon after his family murders him. So now Nerva becomes king but then he dies after his pool boy's wiener gets cut off and shoved in his mouth by the Roman soldiers as a message, who then elect the garbage man Tarjan! Who actually ends up being dope. Rob suddenly gets philosophical and Chris has plans for kid island...spoiler: no kids get didded. Rome takes over Parthia, but they leave cause its too hot. Titus dies, now Hadrian is ruler of Rome and he is super medium at it.
TLDR: "Are you gay right now?"
