This week Rob & Chris are back in China. The Hans don't molest their royal kids like the Romans do, but they do kill them.. a lot. While all these these dead kid kings are happening, the dickless servants, Eunuchs, starts adopting son recruits and form a secret society called the Ten Regular Attendants. Outside the royal walls, the rest of China is forming miniature dynasties, but then all of it gets shut the fuck down with a plague, a flood, then a bunch of bugs, a barbarian invasion, and then everyone gets super sick again. Luckily these young magic enthusiasts called the Yellow Turbans, bring hope to the sad/poor/sick people.
TLDR: "All I've got is holes bro!"
