This week Rob & Chris are doing half China and half Rome. In China the Yellow Turbans claim to have magic that no one can actually see and the eunuchs are stirring up the government by putting hits out their officials... until they're slaughtered, leaving the eunuchs extinct. Rob & Chris go for a hike with a cool priest and we find out that the show's producer, Couper, has a hidden chryo vault filled with his seamen. Meanwhile in Rome...2 brothers rule until one murders the other, but doesn't want to talk about it. So stop! But soon after he gets murdered while shitting his pants from a tummy ache and a new emperor "Black Hole" takes over. But, he ends up worshiping a rock he found and cuts his own dick on purpose. The Romans don't like that, so they murder him and drag his dead body through the town square, a race track, the sewer, and then tied to a pier. That's how it ends. Its dope.
TLDR:
"We're not called wizards! We're sorcerers dammit!"
-Chinese Wizard
