This week The Dunce Caps talk about heat and heat energy. Rob and Chris get mad at their grandpas. They also don’t appreciate the way this book talks down to them. The guys consider getting nipple piercings, like their favorite actor Guy Fieri. An agreement is made about what the first real experiment will be; jarring a fart. We meet a sad family, who is missing their mother. They all speak Italian, except they’re Irish. Who the fuck eats fruit bar!? We want fudge-pops! Yoohoo versus Nesquick. Yoohoo always wins. Rob was raised on Choco-Tacos and the ice cream man. Chris and Rob are fucking genius inventors! Shredded cheese bag and the to-go butter thermos. The guys reminisce about eating snacks at the movie theater. Rob is a master cheese chef, with hundreds of Velveeta recipes. Chris opens a white trash, all American bar restaurant.
TLDR: “I go to the movies for the snacks.”
