This week the Dunce Caps are supposed to discuss the periodic table, but instead they talk about Melissa Franklin. She is a Christian Dominatrix Experimental Physicist who likes to tell jokes and operate huge butt drills. But despite her hard work in the lab no one respects her, so she must play bar trivia. But beware of the Science Bro’s who come in every week to win that Itunes gift card. Rob breaks the bad news to Chris that mini carrots are a lie. After all that they finally get to the science! As we all know scientists are smart when it come to math, but did you know they suck at indexing? Russia was never as nice as this books makes it out to be. Russia was never nice and they’ve always eaten winter corn, the worst of all the corns. Chris teaches Rob a new way to eat Little Debbie brownies, then play match maker, by introducing Big Ben and Little Debbie.
TLDR: I’m not gay, but I’d fuck him.
