This week the guys are supposed to talk about chemical bonding, but first they dive into the life of Glen T. Seaborg. He was a Californian scientist who took all the credit for his discoveries despite having a team of assistants and blonde pubes. He also uses the fact that an element was named after him to bang chicks. The writers of our textbook start counting word in the English dictionary. The guys realize that when you drink water, you’re just drinking dead people. Chris and Rob bond over killing snails and bumble bees. We meet the local grave digger in the area who recently had to bury his brother in the core of the earth. Then the Dunce Caps start to relax with some goth techno and ASMR porn, which Rob listens to while at work. Check out www.balloonsluts.com, but not Lady Sophie, she’s the worst dominatrix EVER! And Bill made out with all the copper. Smart Bill. Smart.
TLDR: ASMR Balloon Rave
